sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

scamdal:

before writing your au, consider the following: 

  • meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room au
  • monopoly night au
  • commiserating on a night shift at mcdonalds au
  • you were the only one that offered to help me move in au
  • marching band au
  • sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners au
  • working in a museum au
  • panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights au

naughtywatson:

Shout out to all the Sherlock artists that draw John Watson with a bit of pudge on his tummy you are amazing and I love you

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

(Source: warmbloodedkiller)

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

l-o-v-e-l-a-u-g-h-s-m-i-l-e:

wank0ff:

it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings

i’m just not a “waking up person”

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(Source: wxnkstain)