ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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raptorjesusbearcavalry:

thisgirllovesherfandoms:

tired-and-fed-up:

IM FREAKING OUT AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HHHH

AND THE CUSHIONS FIT WHAT KIND OF QUADRANTS THEY’RE IN TOO AAHHH

Sometimes I feel like tumblr users have never seen a deck of fucking cards before.

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry)

rangerkimmy:

sburbatory:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

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I’m laughing because I’ve seen this post at least four times on my dash today and every single one had a different picture of the hitachiin twins

(Source: nellhorin)

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

babyangelcastiel:

NO BUT IT’S STARTING TO GET COLDER WHICH MEANS AUTUMN IS COMING. WHICH MEANS:

  • FLUFFY JUMPERS AND WARM SCARVES
  • DYING LEAVES OF RED, YELLOW, ORANGE, AND BROWN
  • WEARING BOOTS
  • DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE
  • HALLOWEEN
  • BONFIRE NIGHT (FOR THE UK PEEPS)
  • WEARING BOOTS
  • THE LEAD UP TO CHRISTMAS AND CHRISTMAS FILMS
  • AUTUMN
  • IS 
  • COMING